Des Moines! -- Be prepared for the 2014 plague of the undead sweeping the city. According to reliable sources, an infectious virus—believed to be caused by contaminated corn—is causing the dead to reanimate. The Centers for Disease Control suggests you prepare by showing up ready to defend the city. Or, protect yourself by blending in with the zombies and mimic their appearance. Hint: remember to express a strong preference for brains.

BE READY -- OCT. 4TH 2014!

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