Don’t run. Walk!

According to reliable sources, an infectious virus—believed to be caused by contaminated corn—is causing the dead to reanimate. They are believed to be slowly making their way toward downtown Des Moines. Most experts think the zombies are headed for the 2013 Des Moines Zombie Walk.

The Centers for Disease Control suggests you prepare by showing up ready to defend the city. Or, protect yourself by blending in with the zombies and mimic their appearance. Hint: remember to express a strong preference for brains.

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